BEFORE THE ARCHITECT – PUBLIC SERVICE NOTICE - FILE: OBITS

DISCOUNT DAN'S THE HOME PLANS MAN . . .err . . . WAS

Dan ran out of gas, ran short, couldn't tread water . . .

"How did the AG get started?  When he was young enough to go down the street alone, he'd go down the street and visit home building sites and commercial building sites. 

The older he got, the farther down the street he went. "   AG

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We deeply regret to inform you that -

1. Discount Dan The Home Plans Man has gone out of business.  So we hear.  Not unexpected.  They say that he couldn't feed the hungry kitty, so he couldn't draw the home plans.  Possibly, there's a connection between feed and draw, or hungry kitty and home plans, don't you know?  Isn't that what they call a causal relationship?  We think so.
    
2. Contrary to the popular belief, Discount Dan The Home Plans Man cannot be reached via this website.  Never could.  Never will.  Nothing in common, don't you know? 
    
3. Discount Dan The Home Plans Man does not live here.
    
4. There was no funeral, no memorial service.  Discount Dan The Home Plans Man left this vale of tears just as poor as dirt.  There wasn't even enough to scribe his epitaph written by the hungry kitty, "Good plans, good fees.  Yom.  Yom."

Of some consolation, we offer this information as a public service notice, because it's not only publicly made, but it's also a service to you and to us.

Our hearts and prayers go out to the destitute family and the friends of Discount Dan the Home Plans Man.

Sincerely,

AG and Mrs. AG

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