Buns

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BEFORE THE ARCHITECT AUTOCAD GRANDDAD

SONG LYRICS

For those just back from deep space travel, these song lyrics are about the attraction of men to women - entertainment, if you will; however, independent and anecdotal research indicates that this physical attraction is way more prevalent than one might otherwise expect, especially if you're a guy.

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BUNS

LYRICS BY RALPH PRESSEL

© 1989 RALPH PRESSEL

 

Stanza #1:

"While hangin' out the the other day

A foxy lady moved my way.

I took my time to make a play

Hard-thinkin' somethin' cool to say."

 

Stanza #2:

"Say sassy lady pardon me.

Just speaking purely physic'lly.

Now what of my anatomy

Is the first piece you'd like to see?"

 

Stanza #3:

"Hey!  Fancy dude you'll stomp and shout

To learn what it is all about.

'Cause in reply, without a doubt,

The hunk of man I first check out --

His tush!"

 

Chorus:

"Buns?  Go on!"

"Buns!  Yah, John!"

"Buns!  So wrong!"

"Buns!  Turn on!"

 

Stanza #4:

"Her words near knocked me to the groun'.

Real heavy stuff was goin' down.

Guess we really carried on

A lot of heads were turnin' roun'."

 

Stanza #5:

"Say what?  Girls, now that you have heard

Outrageous statement from this bird,

It's time your main man is assured . .

The slice of bod' by which you're lured?"

 

– Chorus –

 

Stanza # 6:

"Well right away I could have died.

Tried tellin' myself that they lied.

And still it could not be denied

How what they eyed was my backside."

 

Stanza #7:

"Say cheeks you want?  Well, cheeks I got 'em.

Come one!  Come all!  For one fine bottom!

But I am sure you'll soon declare

The best of me is not back there!"

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"We'll see . . ."

– Chorus –

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